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Funny short stories for kids

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Funny Short Jokes The child and his mother: A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.” Wrong email address: A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this
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Easy Qbasic Programs

1)Write a program to enter your name and print it . CLS Input 'Enter you name';n$ Print 'The name is';n$ End 2)Write a program to enter your name, city, country, age and print them. CLS Input " Enter the name ";N$ Input " Enter the city";C$ Input " Enter the country";CO$ Input " Enter the age";A Print " The name is ";N$ Print " The city is ";C$ Print " The country is ";CO$ Print " The age is ";A End  3)Write a program to find the area of rectangle. Cls Input " enter the length " ;l Input " enter the breadth " ;b  let A = l*b Print" the area of rectangle=" ;a End 4)Write a program to find the area of the triangle. Cls Input " enter the base" ;b Input " enter the height" ;h  let T = 1/2*b*h Print" The area of triangle=" ;T End 5)Write a program to find the area of the circle. Cls Input" Enter the radius " ;R Let C=22/7*R^2 P
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